My weird Science Experiment! (Part One)
People are always sugesting I 'have a type' when it comes to ladies! Well I protest, I don’t have a type (sorry darling!). How can anyone be so narrow minded as to discount all those possible matches - those special somebodies that are out there - based on their minor physical traits.

I have such a diverse interest in ladies, that I couldn’t narrow it down to one lucky type (sorry darling!). But it got me thinking, if I was to create my ideal woman, what would she look like? And of course what would she be like as a person?!

Stage one of my experiment involves me drawing up a list of all the physical attributes I admire in a woman. I’ll be busying myself creating a photofit image of all those inspirational bits.

In the meantime, I’ve drawn up a preliminary list of items needed for the final part of the experiment:

• Memotech MX512 PC - required
  
• Collection of Playboy and Vogue magazines - check
  
• Access to US Government mainframe computer - shouldn’t be too hard!


• Possibility of a bizarre electrical storm - waiting for long range weather forecast
  
• White bra to wear on head - check


• Jump Leads and Barbie doll - I’m using a Bratt doll - they’re more curvy!
  
• Fellow teenage nerd - NO, I’m going it alone!