The blue funk
A quiet beer and time to reflect after a crazy week has seen me shed my grumpy skin and return to my default setting of "calm, but wary". I want to do something exciting tonight, like wear lots of lilac lace and some high heels and sing "1999".

Unfortunately if the ne'er-do-wells in the nearest karaoke bar didn't beat me up, wearing stilettos at 6'6" would result in knocking myself unconscious on the low beams.

The reality is I'm not going to strum the 'Blue Angel' in a cloud of dry ice tonight, I'll drink many beers and gaze longingly at the guitars in the music shop window.

One day my (chance at being) Prince will come!!!"